tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
icwok: changing themes is such a traumatic experience
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring: agentscully: WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.
teendisasterr: i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
ivorylovelust: notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you If your eyebrows are in good shape, your life is in good shape.
lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr neither should 14 year olds or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds, nobody nobody should be on tumblr horrible website
Oh look, a nice, handsome, tall, funny, cute korean guy, that dresses well and isn’t afraid to talk to me. I want to… BAM! Just got a girlfriend!